3 Things Take on a Deserted Island Funny
1. A smart and willing companion
2. A sleep number bed
3. A boat to get us off the island
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- Chen Z.
- Valley Glen, Los Angeles, CA
- 526 friends
- 213 reviews
I would take Maila with her 3 things
- AA A.
- Norco, CA
- 47 friends
- 36 reviews
A plane . Av gas and a gps
1. Solar electric generator
2. Satelite TV with NFL Network
3. George Foreman Grill
- Strong F.
- Southern California, CA
- 178 friends
- 3 reviews
I would remain in the city and not go back to the dessert again. ya feel me ?
- Aj A.
- Chatsworth, CA
- 14 friends
- 36 reviews
1. My American Express since they say "don't leave home without it."
2. A woman so we can breed like animals and start a new cult
3. A Boat in case we change our mind...lol
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- Diego E.
- Los Angeles, CA
- 51 friends
- 93 reviews
Yeah, I feel u Noah. Staying away from the dessert helps keep the extra weight off. Eat healthy, stay fit.
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Thanks Chen and Steve! Two is better then one :-)
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How did you miss that :-(
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- Hank C.
- Marysville, WA
- 54 friends
- 131 reviews
Mooootoooorboooooat.... wait what are we talking about?
Lunchamunch_I Love Cancun but Cabo more :-) Hank_Floating devices,lol
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- Kevin W.
- Los Angeles, CA
- 278 friends
- 81 reviews
1. Cantaloupe
2. Microwave
3. Cork screw
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- Jonas G.
- San Diego, CA
- 27 friends
- 23 reviews
1. Skittles
2. More Skittles
3. Even more Skittles.
- Scott F.
- Newport Beach, CA
- 44 friends
- 30 reviews
1. A Tardis
2. A Replicator (from NGST)
3. Swim shorts & swim googles
- Hank C.
- Marysville, WA
- 54 friends
- 131 reviews
^^^ that's 4 things... -_-
- Scott F.
- Newport Beach, CA
- 44 friends
- 30 reviews
I guess I don't need the shorts then...
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@op, how can you be stranded? If you have number #3 a boat, on your list? Weird!
- Jo M.
- Chino, CA
- 74 friends
- 57 reviews
Cell phone
Fire Starter
Boat
- Nathan P.
- Los Angeles, CA
- 1206 friends
- 128 reviews
Fire starter
A fertile girl
A car door so I can roll down the window in case it gets hot.
- Grape D.
- New York, NY
- 255 friends
- 222 reviews
1. A banana tree (with a voluptuous Island girl perched seductively in it.)
2. A bookcase filled with 100 books I want to read
3. A piano
- Shiro K.
- La Puente, CA
- 13 friends
- 33 reviews
Ginger, Mary Ann, maybe Mrs. Howell.
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Lotion, hustler magazine, toilet paper...
- Paul E.
- Cerritos, CA
- 355 friends
- 152 reviews
A rubber chicken
Case of mentos
A leaf blower
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Sleeping Bag, Boat and Fire Starter
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- Stewie G.
- Los Angeles, CA
- 851 friends
- 147 reviews
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@op, You're right! you definitely need a smart companion.. Hehehe!
1. Swedish bikini team
2. a case of vodka
3. a case of cialis
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- The Q.
- Long Beach, CA
- 496 friends
- 565 reviews
Is this stranded island situation a preplanned vacation or is it by accident?
- Reed T.
- Thousand Oaks, CA
- 297 friends
- 141 reviews
Fishing pole, surfboard and my dog.
- Erik P.
- Long Beach, CA
- 1512 friends
- 1392 reviews
Girl of my dreams, knife, and a helicopter.
I've been using the same Hustler magazine as a stroke book since the 6th grade. I can only open two pages now.
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- Ben M.
- West Covina, CA
- 1165 friends
- 76 reviews
Limitless supply of A. Fuente cigars,scotch and a high grade flesh light. ( Brianna Beach mold )
- Bonnie H.
- Glendale, CA
- 151 friends
- 41 reviews
This question might be more challenging for those of you 1-uppers if the answers were limited to luxury items. What if you were actually STUCK on the island?..
- Ben M.
- West Covina, CA
- 1165 friends
- 76 reviews
Challenging Bonnie.. I am not taking finals so I will stick to my pics.
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- Stewie G.
- Los Angeles, CA
- 851 friends
- 147 reviews
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- Jason C.
- Huntington Beach, CA
- 64 friends
- 48 reviews
If there is no chance of leaving, just give me a gun so I can get it over with.
- Rocky M.
- Newport Beach, CA
- 407 friends
- 19 reviews
Lol. Food, cell phone with unlimited data and clean water.
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- Riley M.
- Irvine, CA
- 748 friends
- 146 reviews
A bag of coke and two hot hookers
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- Will H.
- Long Beach, CA
- 79 friends
- 29 reviews
1. a machete
2. shoes
3. a case of DEET
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- Jason C.
- Huntington Beach, CA
- 64 friends
- 48 reviews
They do bro. I use jungle juice. 99%deet.
- Jason C.
- Huntington Beach, CA
- 64 friends
- 48 reviews
Just don't use deet on kids. Use the natural shit.
- Will H.
- Long Beach, CA
- 79 friends
- 29 reviews
Id use friggen Agent Orange if I had to. Those nasty skeeters love my blood.
- Darren C.
- Hacienda Heights, CA
- 0 friends
- 0 reviews
1. You!
2. A case of Crystal
3. A box of cigars
- Duc D.
- Garden Grove, CA
- 101 friends
- 33 reviews
Satellite phone with built in GPS. And Two hot and horny girls to kill time waiting for the rescue. Lol
- Tina H.
- Lake Havasu City, AZ
- 236 friends
- 315 reviews
Johnny Depp
Condoms
Lemon-Lime Gatorade
Michael Fassbender
Lubricant
Coconut water
- Schel H.
- Greater Los Angeles, CA
- 643 friends
- 1845 reviews
A companion like the illustrious OP
A Machete, tomahawk, or hatchet
Clean water source
It would be fun to survive in that way for a while =) naked and afraid aint got nothing on me
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- bible
- throwing knives
- Nike free runs
- Riley M.
- Irvine, CA
- 748 friends
- 146 reviews
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- Red Bull
- Red Bull
- Set of wings
- Riley M.
- Irvine, CA
- 748 friends
- 146 reviews
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- CAT Bulldozer
- Fuel Tanker
- Gwagon
Beer cigarettes and a bag of chips
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- Dougie B.
- Long Beach, CA
- 11 friends
- 24 reviews
I would bring...
- a bottle of Hennessey
- a lady from the Playboy mansion
- a submarine so I can go deep (literally and figuratively)
- Greg A.
- Canyon Lake, CA
- 16 friends
- 54 reviews
Depends. Will I be stranded with you?
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Beer, cigarettes and water
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